(MANY - i do mean a statistically significant section of society - all female.. over one year.... as i meander, though thank god it is rarer this side - the East side of PAstylandshire is almost entirely 'performative dog'. I had no idea how this final solution had spread - fist seeing it mushrooming on the suburban section of Offa's path from 6 months after their 'pandemic'... the way many, even there, had clearly transitioned their neuroses, into their poor doggy's soul or ether or vibration... the bossy overcontrol ...endless nagging... and worst of sll, as it will psychologically harm them for LIFE...making the doggie the centre of every encounter .. when dogs are genetically programmed by evolution and imperceptible vudu magic, over aeons..to be shut-the-fuck-up, aside...and as i have shared with so many ...all in fact of the less stressy ones
" and it.. it really should be just called it.. can sixth sense... generally by smell, does mummy think she is about to be axemurdered by this wild man chatting her up.. how does she smell? all cortisol and adrenalin..... 'markers' in the air... If so then hark..i may have to bark him away.. or bite his scrawny ass.. thats my job...
"you just wait.... doggies often going a bit brain diseased maybe from 8 or 10 ish..i have often seen it as i am from a farming background... and had a zoo for my daughter so she wouldnt destroy her mind on screens... massive ongoing effort day in and out animals first ..cages exercise everything...we were both done in by dinner time -thats class context usage of middayish grub.. even if Russians had it right having their main meal often around 1500 or 1600.......al this putting-them-centre stage....just like the 'entitled' younger generation ... does NOT end well... even the dumb Ancient Greeks knew that millennia ago..."
About 8.768 % ( a sick continent one saw 40 years ago must round everything down to some cleverest sounding complex number - thats all of America the Northern lost aisle of Jordan - rather than 'about ten percent'...) of communicants
And 100% of female dog walkers who have a simple collar, only, rather than the 50 quid harness and more... and no signage warning others how their dog is " i am a REALLY nervy doggie fuck off away from me" [sic]... and no heated stroller, as often seen midwinters on The Track Eastern Pastylandshire... when riffing - conversationally shooting the breeze... on doggie developments, have ALL seen this really animal-cruelty development, too...but never dared speak of it...until, bored... i 'assisted' them...
"mutt"...
( a little later as i am riffing with Mr "space bubble" in his patinated knee brace to looklike he did sport, rather than get a twisted knee from bein' down on his knees takin' it up the back passage - his buidin' skills i am quite suure so unsustainable, too.. it should be reclassified alleyway the rain fallin in the roof..he built..., talk about perfect second sight: " that one there... scruffy little sausage... the ultimate accessory of all YOUR bought bohemianism... two grand a pop!" And it turns out she admitted exactly that figure.... i only could marry a woman whom pledges at the altar, "i never had a dog; onto which i then also projected my modernday overcontrolitis diseased self obsession.. nor will i ever have one... ferrets on leads are quite enough to show off with, and still sane animals.. and indeed far better for the mind - they ignore ours as not worth the bother")
... back to paradise: ... " I am SO happy to see you again.... you so affected me..."
" blahh blahh"
" i have mentored - had under my wing, five or six younger free thinking people... i gave up - only really in late 2022 - ALL English ones unfortunately blow a fuse..even my many year main 'Grasshopper'.. meaning friend, i cared immensely for him.. he started so well.... young man from state school studied philosophy at university a real thinker... eventually he too blew a fuse.... . they think they KNOW some mad truth of the internet, and anyway mental health problems are real, and pandemic, here... but you, i know ..i have brilliant radar [ radar 'pings' sent to test robustness of design - jousting, not to waste my time - so so many times time wasted by 'shrinking violets' - that means not parented well so they have no backbone, or 'BALLS'...., you thought were robust...]...you are BULLETPROOF.. tank proof... a nuclear bunker of a woman... perfect.. i hope your mum knows this too..."
"So... can we find common language... do you say ' we need people with BALLS?'....obviously that means a girl too, born without them.."
" ... [expressionism.. from a people whose smiles you can still trust as real] ..."
" ... .. wonderful...one last thing.... apart from a summer of so many wonderful germans sometimes i try to impress with my knowledge of a few words... but when i say ' nest bessh...moooch er.'..at them they look at me funny..[ like the day before, mum tried to demonstrate 'exhibitionist' when i referred to your "costume" as 'exhibitionist' - im German that means a 'flasher' ... she acted out the role hhahh hahhh...]"
"it is my government computer login ...that lovely word.."
" hahh hahh we know your data now...i could steal it..."
what kind of British young woman would jab back with immediate confidence... none.. i know who won the 'war'...
" but please... how do you say it in your mothers tongue... .. i think i must be saying it wrong..?"
" Nest... besch.. MUTT .. cher.."
(real study, COMPLETE..on the 5 million muts, bought since 2019 so as to 'perform' doggie... and i told the ultimate performatrix as we walked along their promenade..of how the Queen of Performative Healers.... in Hay-on-Wye... 2022 had a sausage factory upstairs in her very small bedroom... two grand a pop...pup actually..(in their own shit and piss .. rarely even down in the kitchen to shit there..and never outdoors) .paying for her plotted yogic mindfulness promotion videos...
