Thursday 25 July 2024

guru lifecoachiness, but don't tell them...

 I want to be onetoo

Except an actually useful one:

lesson 1... 

Bless them, four years...(starting in the glorious new era of spring 2020... )




The movie, soon...i have dug into my treasure trove of actual treasure. None of the last 18 months is...

so, all i was doing was googling: [surely Alexei has something to say about] " Alexei Sayle on Lycra" 


As i have never seen so much lycra in my life in the last year ..or maybe he still used that lovely old far far more real word, spandex - rather more descriptive of ... well, one day maybe i shall get to that.  (reason for hiding way way west ) 

Spandex, Lycra, or elastane is a synthetic fiber known for its exceptional elasticity. It is a polyether-polyurea copolymer that was invented in 1958 by chemist Joseph Shivers at DuPon




Anyway i have no, zero, nada, interest whatsoever in the pollution of the SW...none...not one polymer of my business. I did not come to care...

It is merely sad, and somewhat symbolic, there are virtually no butterflies, even..

I have known for 10+ years it's the pixies, or in fact in original parlance "space cadets" .. who got in the way of real environmental stuff...

I am simply astonished that said - but needed to see.. how the 'middle class' earth mothers / goody goodies... all from the SE., moving out here on their dodgy cash to recreate themselves as do gooders... simply never mention their own obvious consumerism in new often light coloured spandex (which requires more of mother earth to keep clean).. 


Always someone else....always...

We knew of 'corporate greed' decades ago... 

And it was obvious by 2020 if there is no one left to vote for, then its time to leave a region...meaning the whole sceptic aisle.


All i care about is the total lack of irony, absurdism,  or depth in the new Messiahs of goody goodiness... 

And to see them in their home territory,  was unnecessary as i already knew...but is a cartoon..in fact cartoon material for the rest of life...


Good for me...

Indeed proof, of ... the 'working class' are generally just fine... and do in fact have ok qwork life balance - all this knockin off at 4pm splendid, most work being artificial...  but i have never observed so many clearly angsty fretful middle class goody goody types, who clearly have posture problems... despite all the spandex and yoga, in that its about how to be... always. Not merely for the photo shoot - selfie or the ubiquitous 'group' so as to pretend you actually are human.. .. or dont need pills to sleep, or dopamine to get through the inauthentic day after day with nothing real to say..

All of which sounds gobbledygook.

All... every word...


But nearly 5 years ago - the only time in my life for many years, i felt bodily maudlin verging on almost a real downer ... brexititis 3 year mental fugue setting in ...cos i DID stuff...to no avail...

And sat in the recently on the road jalopy, in a Horrorfordshire layby... in one of my quietest atchin tans... along came the last person in the world i would think would be the simple  happiest ever change...  as she was the 'enemy' 

And that story, is certainly worth a something or other..

Film script?


THing is i joined Mubi  9 months on...time on my hands...and i simply jaw dropped at the misery porn... the self regarding self obsessed self pitying bullshit...


Is the world ready yet for the actual truth for some... especially her .. just how truly New life 2020 became..

I doubt it with the Starmites in charge... 

Ironic a few days later " highest national debt since 1962"

And today we have " eight years to clear the waiting lists"

The Pixies of course ( the mermaids all having died of PCB, that fills the sea - very very serious..real...not a joke) think it all hit the fan by 'magic' and certainly none of their behaviour may have resulted in ...anyway it can be magicked away by industrialised corporate vudu, if you cannot quite get to Eisenstein levels of book contract... and good vibrations 

BUt the best thing of all - Alexei surely has read his Russians...as i have - almost all....  you want tyranny! Stalinist Kafkaesque dystopia... 

As it creates in time true art and creative newness...  and being able to MAster and his Margheritas ..laugh at it all... with guile..


Being on the cliff edge, keeps the spirit alive...