.. you know when you have met a finest possible
non mermaid,
even if she actually busy Be ing one
in a downtown harbour showing off cold water toughness, and her fine body... and just drop dead harmony hair sprayed her gorgeous lined face...
with gold dust filled valleys
left behind after the floods... of the tidal wave of her
so obviously
so 'real woman' life
gazing upclose into those valleys i could see every fleck there glintin with radiant after life
being life
and the only one also still
really
alive
(fuck thats better than the croakey yid)
and ive never met a gorgeous woman who actually takes her knickers off in front of your eyes within a minute of the crack beginning..
and not even an awkward blink
of her eyes..
A non mermaid says of mermaid central " ...ohh shes there...lots of wonky ones over there .. [ not surprising they 'ratted' her fine head into messey knots..] "
far more important a non merm criteria,
" Your Mr Dylan should have been chucked in the harbour at birth..... "
( come back here in a bit i will show you who has the mermaid catching trident in this world)
but how to get a poor innocent bloke pondering chuckin imself in the harbour... really really hating .... like hstecriminal levels of despising even more than mrrms, even non merms..
... ." yes thank you mister..... ... just like your great skin.."
cos 2018 i fully accepted ( ahh it came back :-) .. Rachmanitis... near killed me..i leaned in to death and took her tightrope dancin with me...
and it was a draw and truce
but one tjing i know for certain no woman is conceivably not going yo think abput me ..
( on her creekside xmas day...) i am so ugly and bad skin old gitty goat i mustnt even expect to be noticed any more ever especially by a most beautiful water creature.......
She was right.... her shittycreekside she couldnt even look at me as she sped away ( at 20km/h and i hope like me never over 50 these roads are so dangerous....and she said she loved kids...well i still love one .. there )
anyway ehhh...
i was wandering
in shock
and full of hate she scuppered my plan to know i am too ugly to ever Be noticed, so death time
and wandering around spinning jokes in head about the non merm...
and then
i met someone quite impossible..
but hatespeech non merms first
soon
