... right its IMPOSSIBLE to write nicely always hurrying to get in before batteries give up
And anyway the reason tghre is NO good writing in UK.. except her Tightrope
Is you have to have momentum outdoors... a few weeks wandering.. moving.... mefitively meanderinh the pathways..... all the silly bints of the 'tribes' you forget... as irrelevent and the nicer more useful stories bob about.. resurface
useful even.
Eg i have from a decade ago a truly utilitarian series of recordings ..over 5 or 6 years...
Yannis and i....
Us talking... laughing .. ok me often problems talking, my mouth full.....him often having to stop... " simon you cant say that... about my customers.. stop . .i cant keep my hand firm.... and now . ...i am pissin my pants"
me and
My Greek Dentist
anyone with dentalphobia i am quite sure will enjoy..and maybe be gebuinely helped by
[ sic i dont lie.. looking forward to every next visit ..and episode... what was it 'serial' the first silly true crime pod .. i know i could beat it]
oh yes the latest serial killers or would be.. quite a good fileon4 last night how she in parricular inspired by HORROR..movies
monkey see, do..
" Yan... you are so good as you know if they want to deport you post Nige... i will even do a homo one with you, for passports ..if we need and i cannot find you a wife ive been trying all over.... your lassie here witness to me loving you, anyway.. a fine real man and such a lovely hipster beard .. and my pledge.. she heard it!! and i was on my kmee!! i say what i mean .. [ especially as we must retain best dentist ever and no mermaid from Gwerk will ever do anything practical to keep em..except 'manifest' hers we hear 9 years later.]. . as long as no pricks ever are involved... talking of pricks... i told the neurotic ultra dentalphobe housemate last week...please please try yannis.... he alone can save you from gumrot [ we hear now.. yesterday.. main reason kids are hospitalised in 3rd world uk] ...he is so gentle.. the only real man i know ... last time i was there he stuck it in... gave it the little squirt... and gently pulled it out without me even feeling a thing..never knew he'd even stuck his little needle one in me..."
" simon ... just STOP.. if my boss hears this screaming.. with laughter... i'll get the sac.."
real.. no lies here...
and then it got far far funnier
always me in a 'vulnerable' position
hands in gob
"yan... that crappy last filling... i have photos... straight out of here to the lawyers matey.... unless you do a lot better this time ... " abd nany more
but theres a sting....
this was Hay after all ... ( will take months to find them all and get to the...end)
i could make a fortune and truly help folk. with... as his assistants even found it impossible not to laugh at us jousting to the death ... two real men.. one with all the power of weaponry...in my gob.....one only with what his lot invented..
rhetoric ... humour... gentle irony
and he didnt ..win... ( and no one better fuckin block as i have the photos in COOP " yan... youve just given me a lecture ... that 6 pack of full sugar coke ... ehh... is that for the kids party youre off to later..... ehh we kind of knew before you were born here.....what causes your job to be needed... ehhh maybe not matey... god almighty " )
but i just want time to get back to nice thoughtful writing ... like the letter started it 15 months ago...
