..if i could ever be bothered writing it all out fully, and Voltairean
( note, in my notepads, 2010, after the first one.. ' she made me Voltaire..' sadly overclaiming talent, but i think not when it comrs to obscure poetical rhythm and even philosophy... i believe his rich " bird" stuck him in a dungeon too or at least tried to chop off his big one... head i mean!, French people quite rightly make few jokes about the body or its functions, or parts, accepting it all as nature and all normal )
my chronicles, the ONLY time i didnt dare to 'protect' myself ... which was never the plan... in fact tbe chronicle of awful lying greens then awful lying pro EU folk ( same peeps in The Marches) was the interesting
bit
Grayling ... to my face, and recorder, May 2019 said i should record all for posterity.... even if so dull and boring to then write up he said i must..... so next gen may LEARN... who chucked away their EU cos Farage didnt grab it, twas in fact chucked away by its 'owner'sssss... hindteds of em
But the only period i didnt dare protect myself( though should have as his reaction to me cleaning out his mess of a manshed was hilarious.. but if i ever even hint at it or his name he would take his 'works' macine gun and surely find me)
the copper.. i liked in fact, and worked for a year, later 10s... .. on their land .. he checked me out ! as trustworthy... his much younger woman often with me all day home alone err and me ( no neighbours for miles to hear her scream... if my hand scythe was miss used)
an honourable man in fact, tools scattered around a shed to rust, aside.. .. ( many)
the best joke of all was the day he told me of the man .
homo... came to make false ' hate crime ' allegations.. Plod's telling of the story simply perfect, one morn at his gate, as he rolled in back home after the night shift
". as i said to him...... .. you seem like a nice quiet smart young chap ...so .. listen .. tell me...these blokes at the pub duffed you up . just one little query before we put to bed for the CPS..your statement... so as i can categorise you in the right box....i hear your telling me 'definate hate crime guv!! ' as you walked in but... ehhh... did they the duffers, actually KNOW you were a homo ? ..so you can report them as so hateful criminals to meetoo... today?
( the 'hate' element gets a higher premium at the bank, his... compensated..as he then explained..)
he actually left his job... 20 years 'service' including 7/7 bodypart collection...
not cos of ' stress '
cos he couldnt afford the laundry bill every day so many frankly world record comedic tragic stories
that make you unable not to piddle in your pants
sad i dont have it on tape.. ( never names i know what bleeps are for, but that takes so much more electrix... hmmm.. )