Tuesday, 18 July 2023

 errata...debit cards...

wrong type:

biggest smiley silver lining ever


( 3 years full time pro EU regional wandering around trying to find new make-posters or leaflets ...allies...to help if another election...explaining all civic centres in region funded by EU......DWP new enterprjse allowance MANY i nudged to... 3k free to get you on legs maybe after illness.....fab scheme 30 years in pkace.... leg up no strings into self  employement....only good thing gov ever did.....etc all finded by EU... all eco law EU...

 £30k  debts built up.... only way survived....squeeze on just another 500  my faltering cred rating...bit here bit there... that card offer there..... botch up new massaged  accounts to weasel 200 there from that loan branch. and another 300 there...all not possible without being enforcably stuck indoors...took many days....)


April 2020


" ooohhh...hi...calling about my cred card payments..?? stopped...ooohhhh bless... well its like this ehhhh..."


hahhh hahhhh hahhhh just.... a gift from god


films nade of phone ringing in whicker front  basket  of old bike no hands in glorious flowerfilled May 2020 quiet lanes...me singing... laughing in tune with their calls...unanswered


it only took a few weeks  of  " hi....bless you....hi... you ok? or got a sniffle today?....i would if i could but i goin' bust like everyone else....aww its so sad.....i so wanted to pay my cred card like everyone else does too...but cant get blood out of a stone ...dead economy.... poor me.....sorreeeere"


within a month ...dozens of em...had given up! even bothering with the  collection agency ...texts...  


 just ..hilarious!


thank you

god

you wicked old wichey thing...

it 'worked' for

me