carotid.
This is no joke, or rant, nor histography but is real.
Five years ago i had THE most paradise job ever (on my facebook - finished now)
restore slowly a 300 year old tumbling down onc3e great walled garden and propper veg patch..huge
Secret garden stuff... (rich family - so dysfrunctional - FAMOUSLY so..none of the three kids or quite capable old matriach ..famous name connected with Titanic..living Welsh borders...(i tamed hder when no one else could..." love..your 'man' and his WRONG poison chemical...look i hate chemicals but admit we have to use some as the ivy hasnt bgeen removed 100 years even though easy job..i asked THREE real men..i went to seek them.. the best chemical...guess what you arrogant old cunt..i have bought my own off ebay... 20 quid and i shall not even charge you Evie... your 'man' is a dinosaur who ripped you off fifty..." minus the c word - there are far worse polite words you can use to the saddest woman i ever met...)
Anmyway she realised after she got the teeatmentr: ehh .. i pity you and you dont matter..5the only thing that does is i have an assistant - and all local blokes are alcoholics or porn or drug addicts...i will try find a woman...easiest job in world... stand at the botom of the ladder in tghis paradise..utter perfect place...
aas your minimum wage i dont care but even if it were 50 an hours the danger money wouldnt be enough me up these ladders against crumbly old walls...but i am ghappy!
but need a ladder babe... at same wage as me..and free veg... superb ones i grow..
noh.. a year of advertising asking... showing pictures of a to-die-for warm (walls and sun) .. job outdoors.. 10 or 20 hours a week...
nope...
the end... but the blokes we do have souls and when doing a carotid tghreatening job..in ays gone yore, prior to wankers like Tolle coming along - guess what love is.. you hate them that day - you utterly hate every single smell, noise, fucking word...
but if he fell off tghe ladder and needed taking in to A and E you hate being stuck in the traffic jam so so much more... fuck im hold his damn ladder
and remeber dont wobble it.. that traffic jam.. wont be despersin until at least first thing in the morning when the stream of overdosing 17 year olds have all been through (hers in twice and she a NICE clean living woman i can tell..)
nope... all these mermaids and their polluted non mermaid import from far off cities, dont get this...
no compromise = waste...
away alone...
fuck this is good this is such (unplanned) speed writing i hate this - far rather be at a beach....
no money to get to unless #1 liar bitch (the last three employers wiggled out of full pay - days not paid... they may get a shock when they find out how my recorder was on most of the time..and every days work photographed with many time stamps - last 3 employerswomen as it happens.... though i would rather not...if ones wife went around "look ear 'bird' ...pay 'is fuckin dues or i'll hex you..and stare at you with my fabulous dark eyes... the rest of your life ifm were ever in the same street.. ")
