So, seventeen years ago almost precisely, one ascertained that the vile little cockZucker had repurposed that word, using the babes who were grandiose moggiemaniacs... who could only get out of bed if they knew that their 500 Fakebook ones meant something....someone cared...
All fake of course qwhy the insanity already present from a decade of their Big Brother and all that vile crap - a new valueless genre, invented by a largely childLESS 'media' class of creeps (and it would be improper to even wonder just how many were childless by dint of being a bit 'same sexy' ) who got jobs at Channel Four as they werent quite posh enough for the Beeb...
But 'friend' - never mind latterday performative wellness as currency; long before it was quite clear that this performative "all my many many friends.. and my network" thing destroyed friendship as you can only have a few real ones at any one time...
As one can see in the wanness in the faces come a bit of a fuel price increase or quite ordinary extreme weather ...
Pure fear... and inability to accept the end... which may be a few years being a lil' chillier than they had assumed as younger fledgelings...
As they pissed off all the potential nestmates with their Utterly unrealistic Tolle upon,
lets get it on...
even if cos there arent any other sane ones left.
And Andy PAndy and Zac the Houseboaterist wont tell their adoring fans
"you may be a little warmer in your Winterings, if there are two per woodburner"
Plus it's an expensive taxi ride to A+E if you whack your thumb on the job so painfully, and can't drive. So tolerate someone in this 'present' 'moment' NOW...just in case The Borders...close
Anyway there are those who are struggling to actually have any real friends. But a friend+ is one who sniggers at - even if digitally:
" ...so there's you and your hilarious babe-as-thief song... and the way you sang it ferk you meant it.... steal the silver lining from his breeches too if you could have! ...but .not only did we meet adjacent to THE most romantic place in history...aside what to me is the most The Road road in history... never mind your fabulous 'real woman' enjoyment of vicious violence... and well developed upper torso muscular abilities.... we maintained our entirely miraculous lil' link cos i stole from you..... and even admitted the terrible beghhaviour as having manipulative and dark undercurrents .... i mean as i said there will have been STONEAGE folklore against a woman's whackjob-hunting club being filched.... 'up to the magyc circle with 'im and sacrifice im for his Uttermost cheek.... chop im to bits and feed im to those angry gods...' ....
And reads one's sincere message " i hope you arent having issues with your delapidations..Im an expert at sharkteethed legal redress against the baddies if so..." and actually pongs back a coherent communique...
BUt would Voltaire or even Montaigne know, that to have found a real friend in THE one place in the whole pestilent Aisle which twenty years ago one knew for sure was the life-force giving manure spread around the tree or vine within which Medusa herself bred and trained her serpents....so never in a million suns worth of it all ends in entropy and dead darknesses go there! ... is the greatest irony in all of history put together with what is unamaginably also the true version hidden in the coal cellar...
The best joke of all, on..moi...
Even if a splendid definition of friend before that was eaten alive and turned into snake shit
However.. there are issues and dimensions that must never, yet, be even hinted at...as a friend must be 100% loyal. No matter what - as she has been told.
(to stick ina folksong she needs to write but i have 24 hrs ONLY to attempt first draft and of course when one has .true....purpose.. then it gets far harder! even if it is in three years waffle here - if i could sitill it to 5 verses then all would be well.... )



















